In the Mind of a Cat: Short Conversations Between a Cat and Its Human

In the Mind of a Cat is a fast, laugh-out-loud comedy told through short conversations between a cat and the human who thinks they’re in charge.

Inside these pages, your feline narrator acts as judge, auditor, and household supervisor—issuing rulings on empty bowls, drive-thru addictions, “clean enough” laundry piles, questionable outfit choices, and the audacity of closed doors. The Wi-Fi will buffer during the bird channel. The cat tower will be ignored for the box it came in. Guests will arrive with no warning and absolutely the wrong energy. And if a puppy or a baby shows up? Congratulations—your home is now under new management.

Each page delivers quick, punchy dialogue you can open anywhere—perfect for bathroom breaks, bedtime giggles, or anyone who’s ever been bullied by a tiny animal with a fur coat and a lot of opinions.

If you live with a cat, you’ll recognize the chaos.
If you are the cat’s human… consider this your performance review.